Hotlines

I was just having lunch outdoors on campus, enjoying the truly spring-like weather here today and reading the Northern Echo (a local free newspaper with quality reporting, by far the best newspaper up here). Perusing the classifieds (I'm after some good quality mulch) when I came across telephone numbers for the 'Koala Hotline', the 'Bat Hotline' (great Scott, Robin, Alfred's run out of gin, hand me the Bat Hotline) and, yep my favourite, the 'Snake Hotline'.